tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9814112.post115312949677580661..comments2024-02-13T00:50:40.641+08:00Comments on From Where I am.........Kuala Lumpur: Messages on Answering MachinesHappySurferhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01444290549991093661noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9814112.post-1153364377362837162006-07-20T10:59:00.000+08:002006-07-20T10:59:00.000+08:00haha! Robin, you'd probably get a message that sa...haha! Robin, you'd probably get a message that says, "Dear God Robin, please grant me all my wishes" and you could start playing God then.HappySurferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01444290549991093661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9814112.post-1153293505691675212006-07-19T15:18:00.000+08:002006-07-19T15:18:00.000+08:00How about:You just called Heaven, please sing like...How about:<BR/><BR/>You just called Heaven, please sing like an angel :)Robin CHANhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12980108678986165599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9814112.post-1153216811289009652006-07-18T18:00:00.000+08:002006-07-18T18:00:00.000+08:00MM, Pandabonium, Wow! Your creativity is running ...MM, Pandabonium, Wow! Your creativity is running full blast. Thanks for the laugh. I'll be sure to call 555-1212. LOL!<BR/><BR/>PP, that's a cute one. haha!<BR/><BR/>Agus, that's a clever way to have the ladies show up in person instead of calling. hehe... <BR/><BR/>Poor Momo, you are not allowed to use the phone if Panda and K are not around? You poor thing!HappySurferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01444290549991093661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9814112.post-1153213406317122992006-07-18T17:03:00.000+08:002006-07-18T17:03:00.000+08:00Hello, you've reached Pandabonium and K's residenc...Hello, you've reached Pandabonium and K's residence. Although Momo is here and speaks seven different languages, she is not allowed to use the phone in our absence. Please wait for the tone....Momo the Wonder Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06122708795340548978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9814112.post-1153212999850177222006-07-18T16:56:00.000+08:002006-07-18T16:56:00.000+08:00Cute one PinkPanther.Cute one PinkPanther.Momo the Wonder Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06122708795340548978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9814112.post-1153195545367746282006-07-18T12:05:00.000+08:002006-07-18T12:05:00.000+08:00Why am I getting all these calls all of a sudden?Why am I getting all these calls all of a sudden?The Moody Minstrelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16342935635794595909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9814112.post-1153191919808517822006-07-18T11:05:00.000+08:002006-07-18T11:05:00.000+08:00Hi, the message you're about to record cost Agus 6...Hi, the message you're about to record cost Agus 60 cents to retreive. So you can be damn sure he won't get it. Please hang up now and save your own change.gushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206290271820357320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9814112.post-1153191436300119092006-07-18T10:57:00.000+08:002006-07-18T10:57:00.000+08:00PinkPanther doesn't take her phone call right now....PinkPanther doesn't take her phone call right now..Please call at Hotline 555-1212 too..(L.O.L.)<BR/><BR/>B.T.W. I like this one:<BR/>Twinkle, Twinkle little star,<BR/>bet your wondering where we are?<BR/>Well, put your mouth up to the phone<BR/>And leave us a message for when we get home.<BR/>And if you can make your message rhyme,<BR/>We'll call you back in half the time!!!!!PinkPantherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09959649040655914707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9814112.post-1153178854173777092006-07-18T07:27:00.000+08:002006-07-18T07:27:00.000+08:00Actual message I had on my machine in Hawaii - I s...Actual message I had on my machine in Hawaii - I spoke very quickly:<BR/><BR/>You've reached the Pandabonium control tower. weather 2000 scattered, visibility 10, wind 020 at 18, temperature 82 dewpoint 65, landing and departing runways 2 and 5. All the Pandas are out flying around right now, but we're sure land soon, so wait for the tone, leave your name, message and tail number and we'll try not leave you in the holding pattern too long. <BR/><BR/>In the background you could hear a plane flying by.<BR/><BR/>Most people liked it, a few thought it was corny (those got no return call).Pandaboniumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08352197350806179930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9814112.post-1153178218188033782006-07-18T07:16:00.000+08:002006-07-18T07:16:00.000+08:00Pandabonium does not take calls. Please call the ...Pandabonium does not take calls. Please call the Moody Minstrel at 555-1212.Pandaboniumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08352197350806179930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9814112.post-1153149176054696782006-07-17T23:12:00.001+08:002006-07-17T23:12:00.001+08:00Hello. I'm a prophetic answering machine. I alre...Hello. I'm a prophetic answering machine. I already know what you're going to say, so don't bother. The tone is just a formality. Good day.The Moody Minstrelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16342935635794595909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9814112.post-1153149132068819032006-07-17T23:12:00.000+08:002006-07-17T23:12:00.000+08:00Hello. This is the NS...er, I mean a t-telephone ...Hello. This is the NS...er, I mean a t-<I>telephone answering machine!</I> Yes, that's it. Um, I don't have anything to do with the NSA at all. No. Uh, I'm not FBI or CIA, either. Nope. Uh-uh. I'm just a typical, er, uh, everyday, um, answering machine! Yes, that's it! Anyway, at the sound of the tone, please leave your name, phone number, reason for calling, number of times you've called this number during the past month, number of overseas phone calls made during the past month, and total amount of money sent via bank transfer anywhere in the world over the past four years. Oh, you might also want to tell us...er, <I>me</I> your current political party affiliation and whether you have participated in any kind of anti-Ameri...er...I mean anti-<I>war</I> activities during the term of the current president. Okay? Um...start talking at the sound of the tone. Oh, and by the way, did I mention that I'm just a typical telephone answering machine and have nothing whatever to do with the NSA? Thank you.The Moody Minstrelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16342935635794595909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9814112.post-1153148662185459342006-07-17T23:04:00.000+08:002006-07-17T23:04:00.000+08:00Greetings. I am a telephone answering machine. R...Greetings. I am a telephone answering machine. Right now I am in direct contact with your telephone, which I guess means your phone and I are having sex. If you want to leave a message, start talking at the sound of the tone, and please...feel free to talk for a looooooonnnnnnnnnngggggggg time! Oh, my god, YES!!!!!The Moody Minstrelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16342935635794595909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9814112.post-1153148479255102432006-07-17T23:01:00.000+08:002006-07-17T23:01:00.000+08:00Hello. Our militia has tied up the evil criminals...Hello. Our militia has tied up the evil criminals who live in this home. At the sound of the tone, our bomb will detonate, killing them all. If you still want to leave a message, it's your wasted breath...The Moody Minstrelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16342935635794595909noreply@blogger.com