Weekends always bring forth the lighter side of life where we can put the stress of worklife behind us and take time to do some of the things we love, such as meeting up with friends for brunch or lunch, whichever suits our fancy and time. Came back home to find this little joke in my mailbox.
An airplane is flying over the United States at night. The pilot says:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out."
A little later, the pilot says "We're still losing altitude,we must throw everything out that is in the cabin".
The plane continues its descent despite more things being thrown out.
Pilot: "Still going down - we must throw out some people".
There's a big gasp from the passengers!
Pilot: "But to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order.
So... A... any Africans on board?" No one moves.
"B... any Blacks on board?" No one moves.
"C... any Caribbeans on board?" Still, no one moves.
A little black boy - asks his dad: "Dad,...what are we?
Dad: " Tonight son, we are Zulus!"