A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.
A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass
each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the
next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
If only men would listen.
**Sigh**
Have you also noticed that, without MEN, WOMEN would be left with only WO(e)?
ReplyDeleteHave U (The Moody Minstrel) also noticed the MEN are similarly WOE without WOMEN. ╯_╰
ReplyDeleteAny married man should forget his mistakes.
ReplyDeleteThere's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
WoMEN.. also have men leh!
ReplyDeleteMM, that is so true. Without MEN, women would be woefully left with fixing their car, fixing the plumbing, changing the lightbulb, mowing the lawn, shooing away the lizard from the cabinet, so on and so forth.
ReplyDeleteAnon, you are one honest MAN.
Pandabonium,
"Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing."
-- Always so wise. Leave it to the other member to do the remembering. haha...
Robin,
"WoMEN.. also have men leh!"
-- See what it means here? If we analyse the word 'women', women can't live without men but men can live without women. hmmmm.....
women can't live without men but men can live without women.
ReplyDeleteLet's all sing:
All you need is a glove...
Ba-ba-bada-ba...
All you need is a glove...
Ba-ba-bada-ba...
All you need is a glove, a glove...
A glove is all you need.
(And maybe some fresh fruit and a lot of antidepressants.)
Happy: WOMEN in new generation are much more capable people, they know how to fix their car, fix the plumbing, change the lightbulb…etc without MEN to help.
ReplyDeleteBut, in the physiology & mentality point of view, WE (men and women) need each other.
MoodyMinstrel:
Your lyrics should be amended like this:
All we (men and women) need is a Love...
Ya…ya...ya.....
All we need is a Love...
Yea…..yea….yea…..
All we need is a love, love...
Love is all we (men and women) need.
MM, what a tribute to John Lennon. He would be grinning from ear-to-ear.
ReplyDeleteAll we need is a glove
To do some gardening
All we need is a glove
To move the mud we so love
All we need is a glove, a glove
A glove is all we need
(Gardening is the next best thing that'll yield some fresh fruits to go with the antidepressants.)
Anon, you are definitely one romantic, lovey-dovey person.
ReplyDeleteThere is hope yet in this 'loveless' world. hallelujah!!
This is funny. :D
ReplyDeleteHi Sunflower, yeah, glad you like it and we do have very sporting people here too - you included. ;)
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