Thought I'd share a sweet story for weekend reading. Of course, you can make your own conclusions after that. Have a lovely Sunday, my friends.
A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!"
Totally shocked with the note, he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!" His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes and shoes off, you said,
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"LADY, LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"
Aah...what comforting words of assurance for any spouse to hear from her husband!!
ReplyDeleteGreat post!
Is there a photo or something in the post? I couldn't see it ..
ReplyDeleteThat's the second worst thing to hear your husband say. Really. It makes me wanna kick him off the balcony. The first worst thing will make me want to err ... too graphic to say it here.
MBL, indeed.
ReplyDeleteAndie, no, the article came without a picture.
Too graphic? You mean something like the Bobbitt thingy? Oops!! By the way, can't believe they were able to put it back! Still wondering whether it works just as well. hmm..
many married men call themselves MBA (Married But Available) :p
ReplyDeleteNow that's something I didn't know.
ReplyDeletenow, that's one statement to remember when drunk! haha
ReplyDeleteAhem! Someone's learning fast. LOL!
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