Showing posts with label Monday blues. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Monday blues. Show all posts

Monday, March 19, 2007

Chasing away the Monday Blues

Here's another one of those atrocious stuff, perfect for a Monday.

Apparently, in an interview, this chap was asked to construct a sentence using 1 to 10. Not only did he manage to do it, he even did it backwards. Gotta give him an "A" for ingenuity, albeit not quite accurate in context, but then again, I don't think anyone would write like that. Do you?

Here goes...

1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.>

Warmed up some? Good! Try this then. Find the term to replace the image.

The








decided to go for a walk

All on a summer's day.


His









he brought, no one should talk



But only his








may.






The








was yelled at. "Don't stalk!""




"Go get yourself a beer or a










I say!"


Answers tomorrow unless someone comes up with them sooner.