Why men call their spouse 'Darling'...

A fellow was invited to the home of some old friends for dinner.
His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms,
calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

The guest was impressed since the couple had been married almost
70 years, and while the wife was off in the kitchen he said to
his friend, "I think it's wonderful that after all the years
you've been married, you still call your wife those lovey names."

The old guy hung his head. "To tell you the truth, I forgot
her name about ten years ago."

Oh Dear!

Liverpool Football Club - FA Cup Champions

Hey! Hey! Hey! What do you know - Liverpool are the FA Cup
Champions, winning it for the seventh time.

"CARDIFF: Liverpool won the FA Cup for the seventh time on
Saturday when they beat West Ham United 3-1 on penalties after
the teams were level at 3-3 after extra time.

Liverpool keeper Jose Reina saved three of the four West Ham
penalties he faced, becoming the hero after handing West Ham
two goals with errors earlier in the match."
More...

I am not a Liverpool FC fan but just paying tribute to the
Champion. Last year, they won the Champions League and this
year, the FA Cup. Kudos to the team, the club manager,
Rafael Benitez, but for last Saturday's FA Cup game, surely the
credit must go to Jose Reina, the goalkeeper, who saved three goals.

For West Ham, it is a terrible blow to be losing on penalties.
Well, that's football.








Rafael Benitez





Picture source: http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/

A Woman's (Real) Prayer

Now I lay me
Down to sleep.
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.



And
Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important to have a man who helps you around the house as
well as holding down a decent job.

2. It is important to have a man that makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important to have a man who loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

For Women

If Only Men Would Listen

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.
A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass
each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the
next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

If only men would listen.





















**Sigh**

Happy Mother's Day

In Malaysia, Mother's Day this year is celebrated on May 14,
which is this Sunday.

This morning, the radio was blasting away Rod Stewart's
"Have I told you lately" and I thought the lyrics are quite
applicable to moms too.

Have I told you lately that I love you
Have I told you there's no one else above you
Fill my heart with gladness
Take away all my sadness
Ease my troubles that's what you do

Here's an early wish to all mothers, Happy Mother's Day.

Personality Quizzes

Fancy doing some personality quizzes today? Personality quizzes
are rather fun to do, plus they provide us a little bit more
understanding of who we are and why we are the way we are.

The key thing to remember is 'true answers give true results'
as in GIGO (Garbage-In Garbage-Out), so the more truthful we
answer the questions, the more accurate the results will be.

Have fun...


What tea are you?



What is your true element?



Are you a Talent, Lifer, or Mandarin



And finally
What Kind of A Seducer Are You?

American Idol

If you have been keeping up with the current season of
The American Idol, you would have watched it up to the
point of the top four left after Paris was eliminated.

These top 4 will take on the music of Elvis Presley next
and will be critiqued by legendary music mogul Tommy Mottola!

By the way, these are the final twelve.

Also, ever wondered what happened to William Hung, the
accidental idol as he's sometimes referred to? Below will
give you an idea of the many possibilities.

Attractive Skirts

What you see below are not see-through skirts.   They are actually
prints on the skirts to make it look as if the undies are visible
and these were the rage in Japan sometime ago.

Would you ladies wear one of these skirts? Or would you (gentlemen too)
approve of your loved ones wearing one?

Fashion is so interesting.