Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
the other is husband !
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they
wanted cash
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you
cannot live without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.
True friends stab you in the front.
Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get
tired.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take
it anyway.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees
with me.
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still
ends up with the same boss.
Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it
for you.
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because
they have to say something.
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom
gets to speak.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
ReplyDeletecaption for sailboat - ice berg picture:
ReplyDelete"Capt. Pandabonium, this doesn't look like Fiji to me!"
If practice makes perfect & nobody's perfect, why practice?
ReplyDeleteRegular naps...
ReplyDeletezzzzzzzzzzz as I read this..
Pandabonium,
ReplyDelete""Capt. Pandabonium, this doesn't look like Fiji to me!""
-- Beautiful, isn't it? It's Fiji in the Ice Age.
YD, yeah, why practise? Good one.
ReplyDeleteRobin, haha... Peter Pan.
Depends on what one is practicing. I'll never be a perfect lover, but I keep trying. :O
ReplyDeleteHey, wait a minute, Panda! I am a teacher, and I can assure you I am quite capable of using English and playing music! (Of course, I haven't been able to make much of a living from either of those pursuits...)
ReplyDeleteI can make a perfect fool of myself!
Believe me...I practice a lot!
Yes, I really do have to say this.
Pandabonium, MM, cute thinking and so down-to-earth too!
ReplyDeletePandabonium, practising to be a perfect lover - that is so practical, noble in fact. I'd say it's something like the ultimate lesson in life? In fact, we should all do that to make the world a better place. Is that what you were thinking? No?
MM, "I can make a perfect fool of myself!"
-- Oooh, rings a bell. Don't we all! haha...