Friday, October 3, 2008

What's the matter, old boy?

Okay, one for the road...

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager sat down next to him. He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue & violet. The old man stared. Whenever the teen looked, the old man was staring.

Finally, the teenager said sarcastically : "What's the matter, old boy, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without missing a beat the old man replied :"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son."


Have a wonderful, wonderful weekend!

10 comments:

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  2. Hahha...great retort to the young punk! Funny read :)

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  3. Had sex with peacock? LOL

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  4. kakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka...

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  5. As usual, I can always visit your blog expecting a good laugh.

    Thanks for putting a big smile on my face this Sunday afternoon!

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  6. MBL, glad you enjoyed it.

    Foong, kinky yeah? LOL!

    LB, that laugh is so infectious....
    kakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka...

    Hey Pete, how are you? Sundays are for laughs. LOL! Hope all's well.

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  7. Pete, btw, I'm not able to leave a comment on your blog. Is it just me? Please advise.

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  8. ha, ha, young punk is mistaken for a peacock :p

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  9. Bestiality is a crime punishable by death.

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  10. MB, why so serious? Who said that?

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