Okay, one for the road...
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager sat down next to him. He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue & violet. The old man stared. Whenever the teen looked, the old man was staring.
Finally, the teenager said sarcastically : "What's the matter, old boy, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without missing a beat the old man replied :"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son."
Have a wonderful, wonderful weekend!
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ReplyDeleteHahha...great retort to the young punk! Funny read :)
ReplyDeleteHad sex with peacock? LOL
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ReplyDeleteAs usual, I can always visit your blog expecting a good laugh.
ReplyDeleteThanks for putting a big smile on my face this Sunday afternoon!
MBL, glad you enjoyed it.
ReplyDeleteFoong, kinky yeah? LOL!
LB, that laugh is so infectious....
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Hey Pete, how are you? Sundays are for laughs. LOL! Hope all's well.
Pete, btw, I'm not able to leave a comment on your blog. Is it just me? Please advise.
ReplyDeleteha, ha, young punk is mistaken for a peacock :p
ReplyDeleteBestiality is a crime punishable by death.
ReplyDeleteMB, why so serious? Who said that?
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