Thank God It's Friday!

Yes! TGIF! And to round up the week, let's have some laughs
from The Star.

New Meanings:

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and
is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOUR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after
they are dead.