Friday, December 16, 2005

Joke of the Year

The weekend is here again. Honestly, been looking forward to it since Monday. Here's a joke to wind up the day or week more like it. Enjoy....... and have a grrrrrrrrrrreat weekend.

Voted joke of the year


A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.

I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.

OK Do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife.

"No, no boyfriend either."

"Do you have a partner then?"

No, I'm not attached, I'll be having my baby on my own."

After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman, "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black."

"Well," replies the girl, "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a porn film. The lead man was black."

"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."

"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see the Co-star in the movie was this Swedish guy." "Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business either and I hate to pry further but your baby also has slanted eyes.

"Yes," continues the girl, "there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice."

At this, the midwife again apologises, collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give the baby a slap on the butt.

The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, " Thank god for that!"

"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.

"Well," says the girl extremely relieved,

"I had this horrible feeling that she was going to bark."

11 comments:

  1. Aiyah! Your joke too "cheem" lah!
    ;o)

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  2. Hahahha... Luckily I was not drinking when I read your joke :P

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  3. hmmm...
    how come chen understand it one...

    but anyway....
    i understand the joke too

    muahahahahaha!!!!!!

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  4. Hellooooooo....everyone. Glad you enjoyed that one. Have a super-duper week ahead and lots of laughs along the way of course.

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  5. happy - since your email address is not listed, can u pl email me so that I can email u back with a xmas present!
    ;o)

    dont be jealous 'bin!

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  6. woof! woof!
    hello? hello? anyone home?

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  7. woof! woof!
    hello? hello? anyone home?

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  8. muahahahahaha.....

    fh2o finally gets the joke
    muahahahahahahahha....

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  9. aiyo!!!!!!!!! how come got war whenever I am not around one?>>

    What so cheem about this joke?

    (pretend pretend act innocent under the table)

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