Sitting alone in a restaurant were a man and a woman. The man decided to be bold & send a bottle of Merlot to the beautiful young woman.
The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said:
"This is from the gentleman seated over there." Indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second without looking over at the man,and decided to send a reply note.
The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants."
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded his note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman.
It read:
"For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. However, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."
She would have caught a big fish had she used the words "at least" before "7".
ReplyDeleteBlame herself for not believing that giants do walk on this planet!
Not what I'd expected, but a smile was definitely created...
ReplyDeleteThings just happens out of our imagination... don't you think...
I hope the woman proceeds to beat the man into a coma with the merlot bottle for being such an arrogant schmuck.
ReplyDeleteJoe, yeah, giants live outside the box and sometimes people do not go yonder. hehe..
ReplyDeleteZ, the imagination is such an amazing thing and the best part is, we are able to put it down in words.
MM, I hope she did, such cheek!! Now, now, let's not get too violent. He probably is having a lousy time lugging that 7-plus-3 thingy around. Oops!
Little did he know that the woman at the bar was Lorena Bobbitt!
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