Feeling like getting into trouble? Here's that number to call.
This one is for the ladies - in case of an emergency.....
Too hot to shade.
No Sirree! I will not think of doing that.
Bring a guest. Park here.
Oops! says it all.
Mighty good advice here.
Just holler if you find "the If"
Huh?
If you need some excitement, this sure is the place.
muahahaha, clayzee engrish!
ReplyDeleteOh, for the ladies, in case of emergency, remove cock. hahaha, more like, in case of pregnancy. but that will be too late...
ok, i better remove myself now, it's an emergency.
thanks, i had huge fun!
Agus, imagine! Emergency or not, a bird can cause so much excitement. LOL!
ReplyDeleteWhat bird...only emergency cock is mentioned. Oops..I'm blushing now!
ReplyDeleteIt is a bird, joe. The same family. Or are you just too excited to say rooster? now you're all blushing red!
ReplyDeletehahahah, sorry, couldn't resist, too excited meself. all your fault happy. hah, they don't call you happysurfer for nothing eh...?
Joe, Oops! Did I say 'bird'? I meant 'lock', of course. haha...
ReplyDeleteAgus, yeah, all blushing red like this little fella.
Yep, a little bird makes happysurfer happy. LOL!
Happy and Agus:
ReplyDeleteWhether bird, cock or rooster...they're all in the same male family like Agus said...innocent in fact, until Happy subtitled it as "one for the ladies...in emergency"..to dock???
Joe, you got me there. Now I'm blushing - and going into hiding.
ReplyDeleteYou all need to be spanked. Naughty! Naughty!
ReplyDeleteEmergency cock...
Something no woman married to a businessman should be without!
No, I am NOT blushing!
hmmm...u know...when i need some laughters, i sure come visit ur blog! =)
ReplyDeleteMM, hey! You're back! Welcome back. So how was your trip to Australia? I'm sure you had a blast.
ReplyDeleteBack to the topic at hand. Spanking is not allowed. It hurts the bottom. It's against the law of the flesh. **Trying to keep a straight face**
**Still keeping a straight face** -- Emergency cock, lock and dock are all necessary to complete stock.
Am not blushing now.
Dear Red Sponge, thank you, thank you.
ReplyDeleteWe are all here to keep each other happily chuckling. By the way, by 'we' I mean you too plus all others who so graciously grace this humble blog and leave your oh-so-cute-and-witty comments. Without you all, this blog would be nothing - lifeless and deserted.
Thank you one and all. :D
Mitsubishi sells an SUV that they call "Pajero". I don't think they realize that "pajero" is Spanish for "masturbator" or "wanker".
ReplyDeletePandabonium, is that so? So sexy! Yes, we do have this vehicle here in Malaysia. Now I know and I shall tell my friends who own such a vehicle.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, there are lots of other examples that mean different things in different languages. Thanks for sharing that piece of info.
Makes sense. A lot of Pajero drivers do seem to be wankers.
ReplyDeleteMM, haha! And I'll think twice, no, even thrice about getting one. Wankers! Jeez........
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