A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon,
the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol -
Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke -
Dead ..
Third worm in chocolate syrup -
Dead ..
Fourth worm in good clean soil -
Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation -
What can you learn from this demonstration?
Maxine was sitting in the back,
quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink,
smoke and eat chocolate,
you won't have worms!"
LOL, and I was thinking the joke's a bit lame, but that was before the punchline!
ReplyDeleteI agree. That's not only roaringly funny, but good sound advice, as well.
ReplyDeleteI totally agree with that
ReplyDeleteLet there be no more worms
:P
Yumm - chocolate covered worms!
ReplyDeleteI thought chocolate syrup is nutritious. The worm should grow fatter...
ReplyDeleteLove this one! Almost soiled myself.
ReplyDeleteLB, I had the same feeling too when I first read it. lol
ReplyDeleteMM, good sound advice, eh?
Z, worms give me the creeps.
PandaB, now that's a new twist! Why not, when the Chinese eat lots of other stuff like scorpions, snakes. Yucks! I'll pass.
KS, this worm could be allergic to chocolate syrup, you know.
Agus, yeah,
- Drink and be merry
- Smoke like a chimney
- Chocolates to share with Phoebe
(Who's Phoebe? I just needed a rhyme.) lol