Smile, Friday is here again

Have I ever mentioned that I love Fridays? Not because I'm a Friday child but the feeling of a weekend so close at hand creates such a sweet feeling.

Some jokes to wind down the week but you might have come across them but it's okay, have another laugh.

Have a great weekend and Gong Xi Fa Cai again, y'all!


Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means, "With Idiot For Ever !!!"

Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one,
my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs??? No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.

Son asks difference between confidence and confidential Dad says,
you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's
confidential!

Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex. Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know. Mother Faints...