Friday, July 21, 2006

Why is Lingerie so popular?


Gotcha, didn't I? The title, I mean. This post is actually on some thought-provoking humour for a Friday morning.


Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

And Pandabonium added:
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all close together?
















Have a really happy day!

10 comments:

  1. This is good
    Made me smile
    Have a good week yourself
    :)

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  2. hei, where going to "wet" this weekend?

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  3. Too many intriguing questions for the weekend...many thanks!

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  4. Z, you have a great w/e too.

    SF, haha! My secret wonderland, of course. Cannot tell you one - how if you stalk me? hehe... Enjoy your w/e.

    Hey Joe, one for the w/e, eh? Glad you like the challenge. Have a nice w/e.

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  5. I think you just earned the record for the most times you made me sigh with one post.

    I like the color of that lingerie.

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  6. Now you have me thinking!!

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  7. MM, and I wonder why... Oh, that lingerie?

    IML, thinking is good. ;)

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  8. "Why is Lingerie so popular?"

    Leftover tease from those wierd Victorian days when people were taught that sex was evil. Just gets in the way if you ask me.

    What? People still think that way? Sad.

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  9. Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all close together?

    Just asking.

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  10. Pandabonium, "Just gets in the way if you ask me" LOL!

    Apartments - good one. Let me add that to the list. Thanks.

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