Friday, July 7, 2006
Fishing / Visual Puns
Here's a "smart woman" joke for a Friday morning. No thinking required.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take
the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads
her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up
alongside the woman and says,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"
says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know
you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day, ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Okay, here's one where thinking is required.
Remember we had such a great workout from this exercise?
Let's have another workout. This time it's on visual puns.
See if you can work these out. The first one is an example.
Have fun ane have a happy weekend!
Now name the following pictures. Remember that they are