Monday, February 20, 2006

Everything has a gender

You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.
For instance,

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's that hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

Oh, well.........


  1. Wow! Interesting. Now I'll be analyzing every single thing and determine if it's male or female.

  2. How abt you? :P hhe joking . you are definitely female lar..

    Last time i did wonder wat's the gender of the scrolling mouse..

    color can also determine the gender of something. u know la. pink : female, blue = male....-_-

  3. Anonymous9:17 AM

    and like a female copiers are unreliable and never produce anything original...

  4. hmmmm.... my car is definitely a female.. since she behaves anyway she wants to.

  5. Hi Agus, haha... don't read too much into everything though becoz some things are best taken at face value.

    Winn, so what have you come up with for the scrolling mouse? Is it a pink lady or a blue lad?

    How abt you? you are definitely female lar What am I? I am woman, ALL WOMAN!

    Anonymous! Oooh........serious stuff here.

    Robin, my car is definitely a male..takes really great care of me and takes me where I wanna go. hahahah...

  6. A politically incorrect question:-

    How about all those in-between gender? Any examples? heehee :)

  7. FH2o, hmmmm..this is a tough one. Any ideas, anyone?

  8. It's black in color.. i think it's an indian ...

  9. Haha, that was brill!

    Except for the fact that I would be ranked under catagory 3. :p

    Thanks again for the smile!

  10. Winn, hmmm... :)

    Hi Furkids.