Friday, February 24, 2006

It is Good to be A Woman

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3. Taxis stop for us.

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
(Source Unknown)

It is indeed good to be a woman.


  1. Oh! Now I don't wanna to know!
    Have a nice weekend!

  2. Hi FH2o, you have a nice weekend too. I know you will without a doubt if there's paddling involved. Enjoy!

  3. hahah. funny. can I add one more?

    women can talk about all the good things about being a woman and absolutely ignore the bad.


    Enjoy the weekend!

  4. Agus, spot on! That's the beauty of being a woman. haha.. You have a really nice weekend too.

    Btw, heard this morning that Anthony Bourdain is back again - Wed nights at 9pm on Channel 11.

  5. I hardly watch TV but I do enjoy watching Anthony Bourdain as he's like me in that anything also can eat one!

    Due to my tender back; may not be kayaking tomolo. BUT there's always sunday! heehee

  6. Aiyoh, still want to kayak. Nevermind lah, over-exert on Sunday, massage on Monday. haha...

  7. Maybe I can add one (told me by a female coworker here in Japan):

    When women go shopping, men are willing to carry all those bags for them.

  8. Only #9 and #11 applies to me - but that's because I'm a doggie!

    Thanks for the smile and also for visiting us :D

  9. MM, yeah, that's a good one or perhaps they (men) have no choice?

    Furkids, haha...true, true. Thanks for visiting.

  10. Source Unknown.

    I began to be amazed by you, happy.... :P

  11. Hi Low, and I with you. haha...

  12. Glad u feel that way :)

    But no woman lib!

  13. Robin, women's lib's not for me. I'm enjoying being a woman too much to want to give it all up. heheheheh...