Thursday, August 16, 2007

Copy & Paste

At a training program for top management.

A well-known motivational speaker gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The crowd was shocked!

He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!"

The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.

About a week later, one of the top managers who had the training decided to use that joke at his house. He tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him.

He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

Naturally, his wife was shell shocked, murmuring.

After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was!"

As expected, he got the thrashing of his life!


Moral of the story: Do not copy if you cannot paste

2 comments:

  1. Hi, Happy,

    A very nice piece of humour.

    Thanks for your kind concern; have not been able to post for the time being...wish I could copy your enthusiasm!

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  2. Hi Joe, thank you for dropping by and leaving your kindness.

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