I've always wondered why we are not created like Pinnochio in that every time we tell a lie or commit a bad deed, we get whacked immediately after. With crime rates soaring, those baddies really need the kick. Here's something for a laugh along the same lines.
One day Kuttappa's dad bought a robot.
The robot was special in that it could
detect a lie and would slap the
person who lied on the face.
Kuttappa returned late from school
that day and his dad asked him,
'Son why are you late from school'?
Kuttappa answered, 'Dad we had extra
classes today'.
Much to his astonishment the Robot
jumped up and slapped Kuttappa on his
face.
His dad told him son this robot is
special in that he can detect a lie
and will then slap the person who lied
now come on tell me the truth,
'Why are you late?'
'Dad I went for a movie',
'Which movie?'
'The Ten Commandments',
Splatt! Kuttappa got a tight slap on
the face from the robot.
'No dad honest I went for the movie
Sex Queen.'
Shame on you son when I was your age I
never used to do such shameful things.
'Splatt, the dad gets a tight slap on
the face from the robot.
Hearing all this, Kuttappa's mother
comes walking out of the kitchen
saying, '
'After all he is your son', to which
the robot steps up and gives a
resounding slap on Kuttappa¢s mothers
face
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