It has been said that the day you were born has a bearing on your character. Some cultures believe that. Do you?
Today is the 10th. Is it your birthday today? If it is or if you were born on the 1, 19 or 28, this old post on Numerology might interest you. (I have no idea how I got to this old post. Thought I'd repost it.)
Your Psyche or Nature Number is 1
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Your Personality and Traits
- You have a strong mind and body. You are attractive to members of opposite sex. You love to lead your life on your own terms. ....Continue reading...
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Monday, September 8, 2008
Of Names and Biology lessons
Clearing my email archive, I found these and I simply have to share them. I apologise if you find them a little crude. I know I needed a chuckle today.
WHAT'S IN A NAME?
A Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
"Say, Mom," he asked, "why is my big brother named Mighty Storm'?"
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm." she replied.
"Why is my sister named 'Corn Flower'?"
"Well," his mother answered, "Your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."
"And why is my other sister called 'Moon Child'?"
"We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived," the mother replied.
The mother then asked the boy, "Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are you so curious?"
BIOLOGY LESSON
At a Biology class, the teacher asked the class:
"Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow taller than guys?"
A student replied: "That's because guys have balls and that weighs them down."
Teacher: "Then why is that at maturity, guys tend to grow taller than gals?"
Student: "That's because gals have breasts and they are heavier than the guy's balls."
WHAT'S IN A NAME?
A Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
"Say, Mom," he asked, "why is my big brother named Mighty Storm'?"
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm." she replied.
"Why is my sister named 'Corn Flower'?"
"Well," his mother answered, "Your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."
"And why is my other sister called 'Moon Child'?"
"We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived," the mother replied.
The mother then asked the boy, "Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are you so curious?"
BIOLOGY LESSON
At a Biology class, the teacher asked the class:
"Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow taller than guys?"
A student replied: "That's because guys have balls and that weighs them down."
Teacher: "Then why is that at maturity, guys tend to grow taller than gals?"
Student: "That's because gals have breasts and they are heavier than the guy's balls."
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Cameron Diaz
What attracts you to see a movie? Is it the cast, the script, the wardrobe?
I think for most of us, the cast is what draws us, at least it is for me. It will be difficult to get me to see a movie if I do not fancy the cast. Strange that I think I will enjoy the movie if the cast is who I fancy. My thinking is, if the cast is good, it would only stand to reason that the script or storyline would be equally so but it is not always the case, of course.
Based on the assumption that good cast equals good movie, it is little wonder that some actors/actresses get paid so much more than the others.
Cameron Diaz is on my favourites list - Something about Mary and My Best Friend's Wedding come to mind. My other favourites are Meg Ryan, Cate Blanchett, Diane Keaton, Julia Roberts, Eric Roberts - (did you know they are siblings?), Robert Downey Jr., Tom Hanks, Samuel L Jackson, Morgan Freeman, Keanu Reeves, Nicholas Cage, John Travolta to name just a few.
I came across a gallery on Cameron Diaz. Thought I'd post a few of the better shots or rather my favourites from the collection.
Who are your favourite actors and actresses?
Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher attend the premiere of their film "What Happens in Vegas" in Westwood, Calif., on May 1, 2008.
This sounds like a good movie. Think I need to hit the store to get a hold of it.
I think for most of us, the cast is what draws us, at least it is for me. It will be difficult to get me to see a movie if I do not fancy the cast. Strange that I think I will enjoy the movie if the cast is who I fancy. My thinking is, if the cast is good, it would only stand to reason that the script or storyline would be equally so but it is not always the case, of course.
Based on the assumption that good cast equals good movie, it is little wonder that some actors/actresses get paid so much more than the others.
Cameron Diaz is on my favourites list - Something about Mary and My Best Friend's Wedding come to mind. My other favourites are Meg Ryan, Cate Blanchett, Diane Keaton, Julia Roberts, Eric Roberts - (did you know they are siblings?), Robert Downey Jr., Tom Hanks, Samuel L Jackson, Morgan Freeman, Keanu Reeves, Nicholas Cage, John Travolta to name just a few.
I came across a gallery on Cameron Diaz. Thought I'd post a few of the better shots or rather my favourites from the collection.
Who are your favourite actors and actresses?
Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher attend the premiere of their film "What Happens in Vegas" in Westwood, Calif., on May 1, 2008.
This sounds like a good movie. Think I need to hit the store to get a hold of it.
Friday, September 5, 2008
Friday Frolics - Art Attack / Which Artist should paint your Portrait
When I was in primary one, Art was one of two subjects I looked forward to. The other was P.E. (Physical Education).
In Art class, we were provided with everything, well, almost. We were given art paper, paintbrushes and paints and those paints came in powder form and in cans. Sometimes, we did not paint but were given plasticine to mold stuff. We also learned to craft things like making key-chains, bookmarks, fans, etc. Art class was indeed fun.
When Art Attack was shown on tv a few years back, it was naturally one of my favourite programs. If you have seen the program you would agree that there are a ton of ideas for people who love art and craft, art teachers, especially.
So, for this week, let's extend our Friday frolicking to include some dabbling in art, shall we?
Enter Primary Art Class.
And here's an art-related quiz on portrait painting, as in which artist should paint your portrait:
Other Fun Quizzes
In Art class, we were provided with everything, well, almost. We were given art paper, paintbrushes and paints and those paints came in powder form and in cans. Sometimes, we did not paint but were given plasticine to mold stuff. We also learned to craft things like making key-chains, bookmarks, fans, etc. Art class was indeed fun.
When Art Attack was shown on tv a few years back, it was naturally one of my favourite programs. If you have seen the program you would agree that there are a ton of ideas for people who love art and craft, art teachers, especially.
So, for this week, let's extend our Friday frolicking to include some dabbling in art, shall we?
Enter Primary Art Class.
And here's an art-related quiz on portrait painting, as in which artist should paint your portrait:
Who Should Paint You: Pablo Picasso |
 You are an expressive soul who shows many emotions, with many subtleties Only a master painter could represent your glorious contradictions |
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Freeze no more with Fire pits
Everyone in the world is affected by Global Warming. Here in Malaysia, temperatures seem higher than they used to be, say, a decade ago. If it does not rain for an extended period of a week or so, the weather will be a common topic of greeting-exchange.
Personally, I prefer hot weather than cold weather. I remember being up at Genting Highlands one time and we ventured outdoors early one morning, and it was like freezing out there. Made me wish we had fire pits beside us. Oh yes, Genting Highlands can be cramp-cold in the mornings at that elevation of about 6000ft above sea-level.
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Since 1955
No sex since 1955 !!!
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean no sex since 1955!"
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
(Don't ya love military time?!)
Source unknown
*snicker*
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean no sex since 1955!"
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
(Don't ya love military time?!)
Source unknown
*snicker*
Time to Stop and Stare
CC of Quaintmelody.com wrote about people rushing by, quickly in their paces. CC writes from Auckland and her post reminds me of the time I was there in New Zealand.
On a visit to New Zealand some years back, I could not help but noticed that people were rushing to get home after office hours. I saw that in Auckland, in Christchurch and in Wellington. That hurried pace took me by surprise. It was only 5ish then. I remember a feeling of sadness coming over me. I felt like they were deserting the place, deserting me to fend for myself in the strange city. Good thing I was not alone then. Nevertheless, it was still a sad feeling.
Here in Kuala Lumpur, it is a different scenario. People may be rushing home but a lot are not in a hurry to do that. We have other agendas.
We go to dinner, we go shopping, meet up with friends and hang out somewhere, Starbucks or DOME maybe, or go to a concert, a movie or karaokeing or just end up at some mamak stall (roadside eatery) for a simple teh tarik and roti canai and watch an EPL (English Premier League) game. (Friends tell me it is more fun to watch a soccer game with lots of other people around.)
I am sure a visitor to this city of a million+ residents will never feel sad (nor bored) when dusk falls because Kuala Lumpur is always alive and bustling with people and activity, after office hours. One can find plenty to see and do for the night is forever young in Kuala Lumpur. Retail shopping only ends at 10pm, some 1030pm every day of the week.
Clubs and other entertainment places stay open until 2pm or thereabouts. Mamak stalls are open 24 hours so are ATMs in banks which accounts for many people doing their banking after hours - to beat the traffic jams and bank queues. Petrol is available 24 hours as well. Food is available 24 hours, everyday, 365 days of the year.
Kuala Lumpur may be a bustling city, but people here have been reputed to be helpful and friendly to visitors. The country plays host to thousands of visitors every year in summer, some staying for the entire duration.
No time to stop and stare? Come on! Give yourself a break. Let me leave you with this poem my English teacher loved to quote:
Time to Stop & Stare
What is this life if full of care
We have no time to stand and stare?
No time to stand beneath the boughs
And stare as long as sheep, or cows.
No time to see, when woods we pass,
Where squirrels hide their nuts in grass.
No time to see, in broad daylight,
Streams full of stars, like skies at night.
No time to turn at Beauty's glance,
And watch her feet, how they can dance.
No time to wait till her mouth can
Enrich that smile her eyes began.
A poor life this, if full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.
William Henry Davies 1871 - 1940
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Goodbye August, Hello September!
STREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH..... Yawwwwwnnn!! Is it September already?
September... lots happening in September. For starters, let's crank it up with a song, shall we? None more befitting than September by Earth, Wind and Fire. Can't believe this number is three decades old.
Let's look at what's in store for September:
Sept 1 - Labor Day in the US (this year). Over here, the fasting month of Ramadhan begins for Muslims. Selamat Berpuasa.
- In India, Teachers' Day is celebrated on September 5. The date is the birthday of the second President of India, academic philosopher Dr. Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan.
- In Japan, Respect for the Aged Day is a national holiday celebrated on the third Monday of September. Autumnal Equinox Day is also a national holiday.
- In the United States, Hispanic Heritage Month is celebrated from September 15 to October 15.
- In Mexico, Independence Day is celebrated September 15.
- In Saint Kitts and Nevis, National Heroes' Day is celebrated September 16.
- National Grandparents' Day takes place on the first Sunday after Labor Day in the United States and Canada.
- In the United States, September 11 is Patriot Day, in remembrance of the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001.
- The equinox named the autumnal equinox in the northern hemisphere and the vernal or spring equinox in the southern hemisphere occurs on dates varying from 21 September to 24 September.
- In Australia and New Zealand, Father's Day is celebrated on the first Sunday of September.
And we do have a number of Swans, I mean birthdays coming up in September, don't we?
Happy Birthday, my dear friends, and may sunshine and blue skies fill your days!
September spells the end of yet another fabulous summer vacation for tourists but no sad goodbyes. They are probably raring to go back to their real routine. Eh?
Adios amigos and have a pleasant flight back.
Source: Wikipedia
September... lots happening in September. For starters, let's crank it up with a song, shall we? None more befitting than September by Earth, Wind and Fire. Can't believe this number is three decades old.
Let's look at what's in store for September:
Sept 1 - Labor Day in the US (this year). Over here, the fasting month of Ramadhan begins for Muslims. Selamat Berpuasa.
- In India, Teachers' Day is celebrated on September 5. The date is the birthday of the second President of India, academic philosopher Dr. Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan.
- In Japan, Respect for the Aged Day is a national holiday celebrated on the third Monday of September. Autumnal Equinox Day is also a national holiday.
- In the United States, Hispanic Heritage Month is celebrated from September 15 to October 15.
- In Mexico, Independence Day is celebrated September 15.
- In Saint Kitts and Nevis, National Heroes' Day is celebrated September 16.
- National Grandparents' Day takes place on the first Sunday after Labor Day in the United States and Canada.
- In the United States, September 11 is Patriot Day, in remembrance of the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001.
- The equinox named the autumnal equinox in the northern hemisphere and the vernal or spring equinox in the southern hemisphere occurs on dates varying from 21 September to 24 September.
- In Australia and New Zealand, Father's Day is celebrated on the first Sunday of September.
And we do have a number of Swans, I mean birthdays coming up in September, don't we?
Happy Birthday, my dear friends, and may sunshine and blue skies fill your days!
September spells the end of yet another fabulous summer vacation for tourists but no sad goodbyes. They are probably raring to go back to their real routine. Eh?
Adios amigos and have a pleasant flight back.
Source: Wikipedia
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