try out these food.
They've got soups like
- The week beats the fish soup
- The chicken hates the soup of
- Top soup cloud swallows
- The pig picks the noodle soup
If you like rice, they have
- The curry chicken picks the rice
- Curry rock hind rice
- Living to fry the beef rice
Or if you prefer something more exotic, you may want to try
- Butter many privates.
Don't like butter? No problem. They have it French style too
- France many privates
Or try something else. Take your pick and..... bon appetit!
Yes, the job of internet word translation.
ReplyDeleteHow about Buddha jump the wall?
and also "vegetable far mushroom rice"!
ReplyDeleteI would like to order all the dishes with f-word...have the waitress repeat my order and watch her reaction...hehehe!
ReplyDeleteWah...Happy: Where did you find these menu?
ReplyDeleteI went to MainLand China a lot and tried various food in diferent restaurants. I don't think the translation work on menu was that bad as you mentioned in here. :-(
woo...one FRANCE MANY PRIVATES pls...i hope it comes in the form of hunky french men :p
ReplyDeletehahahaha ... they're trying very hard to "impress" the angmohs with unique menus?
ReplyDeletelol! why so the funnies wan! HAHAH..
ReplyDeleteAll your soup are belong to us.
ReplyDeleteThe bureau pig picks the rice
ReplyDelete- a very communist dish
Robin, yeah, direct translations are so lame but I would have thought they would have someone go over the menu before they get it on print. Reminds me of a subtitle I came across. It was a cowboy movie and the guy said something like "Pass me the dough." and the translation came up in Bahasa Malaysia as "roti" for the word "dough". duh!!
ReplyDeleteYD, wonder which one is far, the veg or the mushroom. haha..
Joepsc, now that's an interesting thought. And remember to ask her or him to speak up. :D
ReplyDeleteHi Pinkpanther, you must have missed this interesting place. My friend who forwarded this is in the travel trade and this menu is from a 3-star hotel.
Aiyoh, Pink Cotton, can see you drooling already. haha....
Slurp!, you got it! Competition is really stiff out there and they have to serve better and more unusual stuff. Gosh! privates!
ReplyDeleteHi Winn, yeah lah. I had to subdue my chuckles too.
"All your soup are belong to us."
MM, I read a similar line somewhere and as usual you came to mind. Now, where did I see that? I must remember to note it down if I ever come across this type again. This line is so typical of direct translations but so silly yet cute in its own way. Thanks for the laugh.
Pandabonium, how did I miss that. That is so cool and apt. hahaha...