Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Believe it or not

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool
you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect
contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have
recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have
recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents
of your dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance
of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily, you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

Did I hear someone saying "I'm never leaving the house again after reading this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?"


  1. Thanks for helps me be more homely...kakakak

  2. Anonymous4:50 PM

    *Sigh* people lack of civism totally in the first picture. How could they do THAT?

    Would you?

    Even if you stay in your house or inside the office, STILL breath the last gases.;-)

    Thanks for your remind,I must/need to wash my PINK hands often.

  3. errrr..... :-S

    I just came back from a gathering, shook hands with many people, ate some burger, and opened quite some number of doors. and now you showed me this.

    *faint* hahaha...

  4. Joepsc, and is that good? hehe...

    PP, to answer your question, no I would not, add more I mean.
    Your pink hands, eh? :)

    haha, YD, that's quite an accomplishment. You're really in the thick of things here. Quick, go wash your hands over and over again. Disinfect them if you must.

  5. OMG.. OMG.. Oh no!!.. Yeeee..

  6. Yuck!

    Makes me appreciate the Japanese custom of bowing instead of shaking hands.

  7. All those extra smells and tastes just go to make life that much more interesting.

  8. Anonymous11:32 PM

    OH NO!
    I think I'm gonna b sick
    *throws up*

  9. wah..

    I certainly will remember not to contribute to the problem.

  10. LOL! at all your excitement. hehe...

  11. no i dont think so..
    i dun think i've swallowed any insects while sleeping..

    canot be :)

  12. *erk*

    which is why i hate it when i see people who do not wash their hands after they have done their (whatever) busines in the toilet! its disgusting!!!

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  14. Robin said "I certainly will remember not to contribute to the problem."

    Does that mean that from now on you'll wash your hands after you masturbate?

  15. Winn, no wonder! You haven't tasted the football bug.

    PC, which reminds me of the waiter with the spoon in his pocket.
    Anyone knows the joke?

    Pandabonium, you're bad! But I like.