Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Definitions Of Kiss

Professors' Definitions Of Kiss
Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:

Prof. of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

Prof. of Algebra:
A kiss is two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

Prof. of Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the

Prof. of Chemistry:
A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology:
A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology:
A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in
the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry:
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Accountancy:
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Economics:
A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the

Prof. of Statistics:
A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital
statistics of 36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy:
A kiss is the persecution for the child,ecstasy for the youth
and homage for the old.

Prof. of English:
A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more
common than proper; it is spoken; in the plural and it is
applicable to all.

Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.

And Prof of Love, Robin:
A kiss is a necessity.

And here's what the experts say about a Kiss.

It's all in a KISS! The body part where you love to kiss most reflects your personality type. Now which part do you love to kiss most? And be honest.

1) Forehead
2) Eyes
3) Nose
4) Face
5) Ear
6) Lips
7) Neck

The following is your personality:

You have a strong passion for life and at the same time a peaceful nature. Though you are a forgiving person, you demand respect from other people. Your talents are expressed well and you have good interpersonal skills. As such, you have a fulfilling social life and your friends around you will find you to be gentle and understanding.

You are die-hard Romeo who requires lots of love and you can sacrifice everything for love as well. You express your love in a wild and passionate way. However, you are equally capable of becoming a vicious lover, manipulating your partner to achieve certain selfish goals.

In a relationship, sex is something essential to you! You value friendship, loyalty and you have a strong desire for love and sex. You are playful by nature and you cannot stay long at a place without feeling uneasy. As a result, it is very difficult for you to establish a strong foundation for your career and it is advisable that you do not change your job with no strong reasons.

You value peace above all other things and friends are very important to you. You willingly share all your prized possessions with them and you are not easily bothered if you are short-changed. Also, you have a kind heart and you try not to harbor bad thoughts about other people. Maintaining a long lasting and affectionate relationship is your forte

As a very understanding person, you can accurately guess what is on a person's mind. You posses a disposition to appreciate or share the feelings and thoughts of others. However, you can also be someone who cracks jokes at the expense of others and in wanting to achieve your goals, you can easily sacrifice others. Towards relationships, you are not affected by emotional constraints and is very expressive. Your behavior is 100% congruent with your inner feelings.

You are someone who is governed by a great sense of loyalty. When you kiss someone's lips, you are actually expressing the hope of having one true love. Always radiating an aura of confidence, you are someone with very strong moral codes.

Flirtatious by nature, you are unlikely to be someone that dreams of everla! sting love. Although your passion for things is very strong, it fades away in just a while. Even when you are no longer in love with your partner, you selfishly demand him/her to love you still. You are unlikely to have great ambitions towards your own life and you are not particular about gender roles.


  1. Anonymous5:01 PM

    I think i like to kiss all those parts...
    Like what they say... must love the person in whole so kiss also must kiss all parts right...

  2. Actually, the shape of a kiss is elliptical.

    (a lip tickle)

  3. HOI!!! I'm an engineer okay??! haha... But I like the definition of kiss by the Professor of Philosophy. Nicely said!

  4. wahlau..
    not very accurate le..boohoohoo
    i tot kissing nose shud b very decent n sweet..but it sez i m sex crazy :(

  5. kepala pusing2 reading all the theories... can show more pictures or not? hhehe...

  6. What if the place I like to kiss changes regularly?

  7. Anonymous2:48 PM


    某一天早上,当我在公共汽车站等车上班时, 见到一对十多岁的年青男女(葡籍人)在公共汽车站那儿不停地像啄木鸟般接吻.有三位中年男人眼也不闪地看着,另有一位家长带着小女孩去上学行过时, 那小女孩回应到:”吚..羞羞” . 有位婆婆见到, 她说”挨…..真系西风日下”. :-D

  8. Professor of Love:

    A kiss is a necessity.


  9. Hmm...no mention of kissing arse. Some people really like to do that...

  10. Zeroimpact, very logical thinking there.

    Pandabonium, a lip tickle. hehe! So ticklish, the thought of it.

    Ian, yes, yes, very philosophical.

    Whoa, Pink Cotton, you are one sexy lady. ;)

  11. Aiyoh! See fei, why so like that one? Too many pictures leave nothing to the imagination and can be no fun already.

    Oooh, MM, that's something I haven't thought about. hmmmm...

    PP, hehe! Eastern people Western thinking and vice versa. It's a world gone mad! Oops!

  12. Professor of Love, Robin. I like that. I like that very much. "A kiss is a necessity." Ah.....so romantic. ;)

  13. Gee, MM, that is a reality of life, alright. And the surprising thing is that it works for those people and all the time too. **rolling eyes**

  14. I love being kissed in the forehead.. One of the sweetest was when one of the hot guys in webdate asked me out, after a fancy dinner he kissed me on my forehead.. that is so sweet.

  15. Hi Dianne, thank you for stopping by and leaving a comment. Yes, that is so sweet. Thanks for sharing that.