Friday, March 31, 2006

The Story of a Shoe

A man and a woman were dating.
She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly
pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had
never even seen her naked. One day, as they drove down
the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving habits.

"I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play
a game. For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit
you drive, I"ll remove one piece of clothing.

He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.
He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.
At 60 off came the pants.
At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.

Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling
faster than he ever had before, he became very excited
and lost control of the car. He veered off the road,
went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend
was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him
free but alas he was stuck.

"Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have
anything to cover myself with!" she replied.

The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes.
"You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up,"
he told her.

So she did as he said and went up to the road for help.
Along came a truck driver.
Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over
to hear her story.

"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and
I can't pull him out!"

The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs
replies: "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he'a a goner!"


  1. Hahaahaaa... wicked man!

  2. hahahahaha...

    A bit hum-sub..


  3. Oops!! This is for 18 and above and if you're not there yet, please come back later. heheheh..

    Metta definitely has to come back later. Boy Wonder, I'm not sure. ;)

    Hi Lrong.

    Have a great weekend.

  4. Oh Happy....Kisah Benar? (true story?)

    Now this is 18++ and above, hehe...

  5. I remember once reading an interview (in my regular, daily newspaper) of a Russian actress who remarked that sex should always be a "full-body experience".


  6. hehe..soo funny....i laughed!
    check my blog out...if u r 19+


  7. hehe..soo funny....i laughed!
    check my blog out...if u r 19+


  8. Let me continue this one.

    She realised how wrong it sounded and laughed so hard she let go of the shoes.

    The truck driver gasped and said,

    "No offense lady but you sucked, all of him!"

  9. Hi Low, kisah benar? haha! That's a good one.

    "that sex should always be a "full-body experience"."
    -- MM, yeah, shoes not included. hahahaha.......

    Blown away, thank you for visiting.

    Agus, "you sucked, all of him!"
    -- You must still be thinking of that escargot dish you whipped up that Sunday. haha.....

  10. yeee... what escargot.. yaks!!!

  11. I know, Robin. And to think that I used to enjoy balitong - ref my comments on Agus' post. Not anymore, thank you very much.

    I take oysters though - phlegm according to MM's comments. haha..

  12. But very good phlegm, mind you!

  13. MM, it's all your fault! From now on, I'd be associating oysters with that p----- word. **Sigh**