Wednesday, May 3, 2006

What not to name your Dog

A funny story.......

Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex.

Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, I'd like to have one, too. Then I said, But this is a dog! He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, But you don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old. He said I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the place was for sex. I said, You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night! The clerk said, Me too.

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around.

I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. But you don't understand, I said, I had hoped to have Sex on TV. He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight custody
of the dog. I said, Your honor, I had Sex before I was married.
The judge said, Me too. Then I told him that after I was married,
Sex left me. He said, Me too.

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town
for him. A cop came over to me and asked, What are you doing
in this alley at 4:00 in the morning? I said, I'm looking for Sex.

My case comes up Friday.

Still wondering what to call your new puppy? Here are two sites
to help you out:


  1. substitute the name "Sex" with "Troubles"...

  2. YD, haha..."Troubles", eh? All the naughty words would definitely fit. LOL!

  3. Hmmm no cigars for guessing why we call our new puppy 'kookie'! ;)

  4. FH2o, yeah, food again but I still like "Cupcake". But too bad, it's your doggie. ;)

  5. Glad my dogs are name after a buddhist sutra..

  6. Robin, even RuRue? That's quite a tongue-twister. Your aunt is managing okay with it? You know, I suggested "Muffin" or "Muffy" in FH2o's blog for your new pup as it's brown. Just my suggestion. :)